my friend

i have a friend called brack. i call him 'malai'. he's from malaysia. yesterday while i was studying with beebam who is also known as duck we found out that while Anwar was released due to the immense efforts of the PRC from Wales, Zhao "Lai Liao" Xiang who is his "lau-yer", malai was imprisoned in woodlands, awaiting exile back to brackland.talking to him over the phone he was still indignant regarding his sodomy charges.."who the fuck are you??"

to go back to being stupid kids again, what would i give man.