Friday, September 09, 2005

i hereby swear off the god damn mother fucking kampong fishes with many bones and little meat ( except ikan bilis )i will only eat fish that comes in a steak, in a fillet or in a can. tuesday night dinner, Assam fish at home, bone got stuck and its been lodged there till NOW. i just came back from the doctor with elisha and even doc couldn't find the damn bone.i swear its there, its cutting me. seriously it just ain't worth eating those kind of fucking pathetic fishes. think wednesday and thursday night dinners. tony roma's ribs with the j2s to celebrate zac's birthday and chicken rice tonight. both i get lots of meat and high amounts of satisfaction from little health hazard and effort to dig out bones. but ikan whatever motherfucker name it is sucks.

get it out. please. ALL SUGGESTIONS WELCOME. i've tried the bread, the water, the lumps of rice, lumps of fruit, toothbrush or finger down the throat ( which i gagged on and puked many times )methods

fuck. no way am i gonna eat that kind of fish again.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wa first time there is sth more important than ur american dream. ok tell you what to do, one spoon belachan, one spoon rind of kumquat, pinch of detergent (breeze is good) in 100 ml of grapefruit juice- the little sucker will pop out. try it, it really works!

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

drink detergent - obviously trying to kill me. all the lies. you the fake friend. now i know who my real friends are.

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the contrary, i think i saved you. if not for that hint you'd have really drunk my disgusting concoction.

oh well! just trying to help.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think go get an xray lah i fyou really that desparate get it out...its one of those things you leave it along then it'll taiko flow out with your shit..chill bro concentrate on whacking some fat expat banker..maybe the impact will be so hard you'll spit out the bone along with it

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha u bloody kotec

3:08 PM  

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