Tuesday, September 19, 2006

chronicles of dom and timo

yesterday morning i woke up to an sms that read..

omg. i just saw timo he's fugly. he looks like a pig n he's wearing a hairband.

that evening on msn...

he raised his shades and went "hey dom what's going on man?"

this morning another sms...

noooo i just saw fugly timo again. i'm cursed.

times have changed. due to the negative influences i have exerted on dom over the years he's no longer a nice guy who respects his elders. does winning the Police Cup mean we have the right to jack timo the way yeowkuan n tziyang do or kick his ass at touch vis-a-vis last year? i dunno. ask dom or sherman.

on another note i need volunteers to help me lengthen my palmaris longus and flexor digitorium, and to flex my interphalengial joints. at this point gillian deserves special mention. it is NOT latin for dick dear birdbrain they are tendons in the hand. benedict - binny -lim you don't need to volunteer for you its compulsory. [even my mother calls you binny.]

and happy birthday terence.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

THANKS for splashing that all over your blog. how i know which part of your body you wanna lengthen... but at least i made you smile right-

visit you soon, sms if you want me to bring anything over.

xxx

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks man. the big 2 finally dawned.

will come by soon al azarh menu is wide open just order, we ll deliver ;)

11:30 PM  
Blogger yax said...

haha.hahahahaha.that's quite funny actually.don't use medical terms la just use layman english which I will understand. anyhoo..u still want ur malibu?

12:35 AM  

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